mark twain

when angry, count to four.
when very angry, swear.

b-52's

locations of glitter at love shack
found at rock charts

i want to be here

can't wait for the christmas holidays,
i'll be visiting family in switzerland

oh, the places you'll go

"Will you succeed? Yes, you will indeed. (98 3/4% guaranteed.)"



from dr. seuss' 'oh, the places you'll go'
i haven't read it yet, but i've heard it's a popular present for graduating students.

words of wisdom

what one does on a bus, when given a pen, card and 4 hours.
from my volunteer trip

these swirls are over everything - my diary, my books, the pad of paper next to the telephone.
it's now an eva trademark, because everyone knows that i draw them.

robin williams

ah, yes, divorce. from the latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.

cheesecake

what sucks is when you go to make cheesecake for your class.

and then leave it in the oven for too long.
and usually your cheesecake is brilliant and soft and gooey and off-the-floor-edible (watch friends)
but the ONE time you want to show off your cheesecake-making skills, it's a fail.

fail.

if websites were people

please click on the picture to see it properly, for some reason it's a bit pixellated here

[original] (found via)

eurovision love

this is absolutely amazingly made!
the best part is the first 5 minutes and 20seconds.

phone magic!

i love that my phone decided to save certain messages onto my sim card - in random order - when i changed phones. i would have thought it saves the first 10 or however many fit onto the card, but in this case they are, really, all randomly saved.

i have a few that i'd like to share [again]

- Ok so long as you are ok. You are ok? ... DONT GOOGLE THE QUESTION MOSS.

- *in equally horrific accent* Ach! Ze bus! You are a lucky duck! unt dunkeshein for ze shtrudle!